15 Bad Movie Watching Decisions That Became Very Awkward

[ad_1] 15 Bad Movie Watching Decisions That Became Very Awkward Reddit user u/Impossible_Joke9645 recently took to r/movies to ask about the worst movie night choices people have ever made. We thought we’d share some of the best responses: 1. “In college, I took a date to see Happiness. There was no second date.” 2. “My… Continue reading 15 Bad Movie Watching Decisions That Became Very Awkward

Clarence Thomas Hikes Price of Supreme Court Decisions to Keep Pace with Inflation

[ad_1] WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Citing “unfortunate economic realities,” Clarence Thomas is hiking the price of Supreme Court decisions to keep up with inflation. The jurist disclosed his new rate card in a mass e-mail sent to more than a hundred super-donors. “I have tried to keep my prices reasonable, but, as inflation proves more stubborn… Continue reading Clarence Thomas Hikes Price of Supreme Court Decisions to Keep Pace with Inflation