[ad_1] WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Although Donald J. Trump holds a commanding lead over the rest of the Republican Presidential field, approximately half of all G.O.P. voters wish that their party would choose a different criminal, a new poll indicates. “No disrespect to Donald Trump, who has been an amazing perpetrator,” Carol Foyler, a poll respondent… Continue reading Half of All G.O.P. Voters Wish Party Would Nominate Some Other Criminal Besides Trump