[ad_1] WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Citing “unfortunate economic realities,” Clarence Thomas is hiking the price of Supreme Court decisions to keep up with inflation. The jurist disclosed his new rate card in a mass e-mail sent to more than a hundred super-donors. “I have tried to keep my prices reasonable, but, as inflation proves more stubborn… Continue reading Clarence Thomas Hikes Price of Supreme Court Decisions to Keep Pace with Inflation