[ad_1] MADILL, OKLAHOMA (The Borowitz Report)—Clarence and Ginni Thomas became stranded over the weekend after the engine of their quarter-million-dollar recreational vehicle suddenly ran out of caviar. The R.V. was passing through Madill, Oklahoma, when the Thomases made the unfortunate discovery. After their attempt to buy enough caviar in Marshall County for their beluga-powered motor… Continue reading Clarence Thomas’s R.V. Stranded After Engine Runs Out of Caviar