[ad_1] After sixty years of avowing that “nobody, no, nobody” is going to rain on her parade, Fanny Brice suffered a stinging defeat in a 6–3 Supreme Court decision affirming that state officials, Mother Nature, and generally anyone with a religious exemption have a First Amendment right to ruin her attempts to march down public… Continue reading Supreme Court Bombshell: Anybody Can Rain on Fanny Brice’s Parade
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Clarence Thomas Hikes Price of Supreme Court Decisions to Keep Pace with Inflation
[ad_1] WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Citing “unfortunate economic realities,” Clarence Thomas is hiking the price of Supreme Court decisions to keep up with inflation. The jurist disclosed his new rate card in a mass e-mail sent to more than a hundred super-donors. “I have tried to keep my prices reasonable, but, as inflation proves more stubborn… Continue reading Clarence Thomas Hikes Price of Supreme Court Decisions to Keep Pace with Inflation