[ad_1] WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Citing “unfortunate economic realities,” Clarence Thomas is hiking the price of Supreme Court decisions to keep up with inflation. The jurist disclosed his new rate card in a mass e-mail sent to more than a hundred super-donors. “I have tried to keep my prices reasonable, but, as inflation proves more stubborn… Continue reading Clarence Thomas Hikes Price of Supreme Court Decisions to Keep Pace with Inflation
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Rob Thomas Reacts to “Barbie” Movie with Matchbox Twenty Song
[ad_1] Rob Thomas Reacts to “Barbie” Movie with Matchbox Twenty Song I *finally* saw Barbie and……. duh, it was great. It was everything I’ve been saying and preaching and praying and hoping it would be for the past year. There was one part in particular that particularly gagged me a bit. I FULLY wasn’t expecting… Continue reading Rob Thomas Reacts to “Barbie” Movie with Matchbox Twenty Song